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>Subject: Re: 1978 Ford F250 4wd
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>Hello,
>  i am interested in the purchase of this item.But before any thing i will like to ask you the Following question.
>1,wht is the final asking price for this item.
>2,wht is the condition of this  item.
>3,can you allow our private shipping company to come for the pick up of this item.
>4,will you accept a Certified check  as a mode of payment.

>5,Will you be able to send money to the shipping company that will be coming for the pick up of this item....Cos the payment that will be sent to you will include the money for the sales of your item and the shipping charges.You are to cash the check,Deduct the money for the sales of your item and then send the money left to the shipping company so that they can come for the pick up of this item.If this is understood,i will like you to get back to me with the name and address you want payment to be address to .............
>Name:
>Address:
>City:
>State:
>Zip Code:
>Country:
>Phone #:
>Email address:
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>I await your reply .
>
>Miss Lisa


hi melisa that sounds ok. when will yup peple be pickin it up so;s i can be here?  do u want me too fill it up with gas too? thanks
jon


Hello Jo, Thanks for your mail, I appreciate it, The shipper will come for the pick up once the funds clear through your bank. Okay. So kindly send me the payment details...  

wow melissa your a fast emailer.  if your shipping with fedex they alreddy know me, i work for them on toosdays at the factry downtown.  i can bring it to work and get a qwote if you want, no problim, let me know.  thanks, Joe

Joe, No its not fedex...I have a personal shipping agent which i use in pick up things within the state okay . I will handle that myself...Kindy send me the payment details ..

Oh taht sounds expensive.  Fedex is usally pretty cheap, you outta check into it.  A check or money order is ok for paymnet.  If your gonna send it soon then i will take the add down so noboddy else buys it.  you have a wonnerful day melissa!  Joe

Joe, The Check will be issue out this week so kindly get back to me with your full name,address and phone number and the price for the car...So that the check can be mail out to you soon. Yes do take off the ite, from add for me okay...

hi melissa.  if you want a full tank of gas it will be $2675.92 cause the tank is nice an big. not good gas mielage tho, but it shure will pick up the chicks, ha ha!  My adress is Joe Moiballsich, 315 State House Street, Indianapolis IN 46204.  So do yuo think they will be comming this week i can wax it forr you.  Sory about my bad typeing.  Joe

**(this address is actually that of the courthouse offices in Indy, :)!!)**

Hello Joe, How are u doing today? its been a while i haven't hear from you. i hope all is well....i care to hear from you soon.
Lisa


Hi Melisa.  Yep everythings well, my hemroids are actin up a bit but a little kerasene will cure that.  Stil wateing on your check.  Let me know if theyres anything else you need.  How are you doing?
Joe

Hello Joe, Good Afternoon. Here is the UPS tracking # for the Check...(J2155531054) It will deliver to you tomorrow. And once you got it kindly take it to your bank and cash and deduct your item amount and send the remaining money to my shipper through western union so that he can come for the pick up as soon as possible. I await your reply.
Lisa.

Hi.  Here i thoght this whole time that your name was melissa and did you change it or was i just confuzed? ha ha!  i dont know how to use a tracking number but i will be wateing for the ups guy.  and do you know where is the wenstern union?  i dont know if we have one?  so are you having a good day?  lets chat i want to get to know you better.
Joe

Hello Joe, Yes maybe you are confused about my name ....am not melisa i am Lisa. Well no problem just wait on UPS also i can help you search western union location around you with your address there is no problem with that...Just let me know when you recieve the check and kindly take it to bank as well...
Joe, no problem we can chart online sometime.... here is my yahoo IM  lisa.miss@rocketmail.com add me to your messenger list and send me yours as well..so that i can add you..


Hello Joe, What is going on? its been  a while and i haven't hear anything from you. Now the Check as been delivered to you kindly take it to your bank and cash and let me know what is going one okay. I wait your reply   Miss Lisa

Hi Lisa!  Sorry I was out sick.  just havent been qite rite lately and i get to go to the doctor tomorow.  Have you sent your check yet?  i've been wateing for the UPS guy but he hasnt been here.  i need to no what's going on so i can get money for the doctor.  so let me know.  thanks and i'l talk to u later, hugs, Joe

Hello Joe, ask your neigbour or some body might have help you recieve the envilope....okay it as been deliver to your address....

I alreddy did ask them, nobody even saw the ups guy all week.  i new they wouldnt take my mail anyways cuz i sicked my dog on em for that once alreddy.  you'r not pullin my leg, are ya?  i wuld be kinda mad if you were lying about sending the check cuz i've been wateing and i got bills i gotta pay so i woulda cashed it and sent the ship stuff right away if it was here.  so what do we do next?  do you just want to come out and bring the check, then we can go to the bar or something? i wuld like to watch you eat a big old steak ;).  Are you marryed? Joe

Hello Joe, Thanks for your mail, How would i do such thing by lying to you...here is the ups tracking number   ( 1ZA1V0700172276789 )go to www.ups..com/us and track it  you will it as been delivred and sice you said you never got it..i will call ups and find out what is going on.. If am to re issue another check i will do that fast...but track it and see it first yourself and see am kind of honest and the check was sent out true.   I care to hear back from you soon.
Lisa

Hello Joe, Happy week end, hope all is well with you over there...It's been a while and i haven't hear anything from you. so kindly get back to me and let me know if you have ask the rest of the people around you who recieve an Envilope  from UPS.   I care to hear from you soon.
Miss Lisa

Miss Lisa I alreddy said I did.  Nobodys seen nothin.  You sure your not fibbin me about sendin it?

Hello Joe, Ofcourse the check was mail via UPS why would  i be lying to you? Well anyway since you say you never recieve it i will contact my client to re issue another Check this week and i will get back with you with the new tracking number for the check okay...so you should monitor it well this time. I care to hear from you soon.   Lisa

Ok I will be wateing again.  Any idea when they plan to send this won so I know when to look?  Thanks, Joe

Hello Joe, Yes the check as been re send out to your address by FEDEX.  here is the tracking #  796891637771   It will be delivered to you today or probably tomorrow pls keep out for it okay....And once you recieve the Check kindly take it to your bank and cash. And email me back immediately you got the check to let me know. I care to hear from you soon.   Miss Lisa

Joe, Good news yes the Check finaly delivered to your address by Fedex and it was sign by C.LUCCHESI  .....Kindly take it to your bank and cash deduct your car amount only and send the remaining money to my shipper by western union to this information.   Gina Copeland
42 Houghton Street.
City: London
Postal Code: WC2A 2AE
State: England
Country: United Kingdom
  And email me back with the western union details for my shipper to pick up the money and could arrange for the pick up as soon as possible. Kindly get back to me as soon as possibel.   Miss Lisa

Hello Joe, Good afternoon, How re you doing? hope all is well with you. its been awhile and i haven't hear anything from you yet since the Check as been delivered to you yesterday.  Pls kindly get back to me as soon as possible i will be waiting.   Miss Lisa

Hello  Joe, Good morning, what is all this  about? You have got a check since 2 days now and you refuse to talk. Let me know what is going on and email me once you get the shippers money okay.
Mss Lisa

HELLO JOE, ITS BEEN 3 DAYS NOW CHECK HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO YOU AND I HAVEN'T HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? REMEMBER YOUR ADDRESS INFORMATION IS WITH ME WHICH I WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE FBI AND MAKE A REPORT.....YOU KEEP MY MONEY AND THE CAR I PURCHASE FROM YOU, IS THIS HOW TO DEAL? GET BACK TO ME URGENT!   MISS LISA

Dont get all crazy, woman. for yor information i work 3 jobs and just got home and for christs sake its the weekend theres no banks open anyways.  and it hasnt been 3 days its been 1 since i gots your check since your fedex guy couldnt even find my mailbox and gave it to the naybor.  its sittin right here on the table.  your gettin all crazy about wateing one day when i've alreddy had to wait two weeks becuz of your or ups's screwup, that's not fair or nice.  so just calm the heck down.  im gonna take a nap cause i just worke 52 hours straight and i need some damn sleep.  i dont even know where the western union is so how about you tell me where it is and i will go there monday as soon as the damn banks open.  and then you can get this damn truck outta my yard.  alreddy got a dead spot in the grass from it sittin so long, it'll be next year before i can get any grass to grow there, so unless your gonna come down and seed it yourself, you can start being nice again, thank you very much.  joe

Hello Joe,  kindly get the check cash on monday and deduct only your car amount, do not buy any gas from the money, when my shipper come to pick up the car he will fill the gass himself okay.....so just desuct your car amount only and send the whole remaining money to my shipper through western uion...here is my shipper into where to send the money to.

Gina Copeland
42 Houghton Street.
City: London
Postal Code: WC2A 2AE
State: England
Country: United Kingdom

Safe this information down with you when sending the money on monday. i care to hear from you soon.

Miss Lisa

Hello Joe, It's monday already and i have been waiting to get the western union details from you which for my shipper to pick up the money after you have send it.   Kindaly get back to me as soon as possible am waiting.   Miss lisa
Hello Joe, What is the meaning of all this nonsense you are doing with me? Am i been dealing with someone? I'VE NOT HEAR  FROM YOU FOR 2 DAYS NOW !!!   I'm still waiting on the money to be forward to my shipper for the pick up arrangement of the car.... am i dealing with someone honest or what is all this trash you are doing? If i do not hear from you in the next 24 hours Well i guess i already have your home address and contact email..which will be reported direct to the FBI...is it a crime to transact with you joe? Tell me the fucking is keeping you for so long you've gotten my Check with you!!!!!  

There yuo are gettin all crazy agin.  Yuor money got transferd this morning, maybe yuo shuld check with your shipper person before yellin at me, you psycho hose beast.  if their screwin you it's not my dam fault.  now are you gonna get this dam truck outta my yard or will I hafta call the FBI?  i a wait your apolology.

Hello Joe, Thanks for your mail, am sorry to have talk to you that way but i was very worried you know. Well i need the western union details for me to forward to my shipper so that he can pick up the money and come arrange for the truck by friday.....email me the 10 Digit MTCN number on the Payment Reciept and also text question and answer ,exact amount you send and senders first name and last name..Those are the information i need for my shipper to be able to pick up the money okay....Kindly get back to me email me with those information i ask okay......I await your urgent reply ..   Miss Lisa 
 
That dosent sound like a very sinsear apollogy.  But whatever.  Just go get your shipper moneys and get this dam truck off my lawn.  I sent it just like yuo told me to from the western union by mcdonals.  i was so mad that i thoght about keepin it all but i'm not dishonest like that.  i work 3 jobs so as i can give all my money to the charities.  that's what the truck moneys will go to; these little kids need medisine and skools and such.  So go gets your moneys and get this truck.joe

Hello Joe, I need the western union money transfer control number its 10 digit number on the western union receipt and the exact amount you send and also the text question and answer you use ....Please email me those information it is what i will forward to my shipper to pick up the money at western union okay....I'm waiting urgent reply needed..     Miss Lisa  


Lissen here.  it's almost midnite and the western union isnt even open til tomorow.  besides i'm in my undies and im not goin out to the car to get the numbers and gettin another public indecency ticket; i would, but you havent even apologyzed yet for the way you spoke to me erlier.  so quit fillin up my inbox tonite and i will send you yuor numbers in the mornin.  joe 

Joe, ok, I'm so sorry for the way i spoke to you earlier please forgive me and accept my apology....Yes you are going to email me 3 important thi in other for my shipper to pick up the money at western union okay...so listen to the 3 important things needed   10 Digit numbers... Amount Send....... Text Question & Answer.....   Please make sure you email me those 3 things tomorrow morning when you get to western union where u send the money okay....I wait your reply first thing tomorrow morning   Miss Lisa
joe, pls do make it as earlier as possible tomorrow morning, i will be expecting it... good night.   Miss Lisa

OK thanks for putting 4 emails in my inbox i really appreciate it.  They was having some computer trouble at the westren union office so they gave me a handwriten form, the number they wrote is 8014399551, I thought I'd be a good guy and sent $1500 since the truck is a little rusty and you seemed nice, too bad I didn't know then what kind of mean yelling person you are, and the the qwestion answer is Whois the guy on Boband Tom, it's Chick McGee.  When you gonna get this truck?

Joe, it's remain the senders first name and senders last name, i need it so that my shipper can be able to pick up the money and come for the pick up first thing tomorrow morning...I await your reply.   Miss Lisa
 
That's abowt the dumbest qwestiun I ever herd.  You know I was the sender and you alreddy have my name.  Jospeh Stewart Moiballsich.  Heck, you mailed me the check and stuff, you allreddy have all my info.  I'm hurt that you could forget all that.  let me know if you need anything else.  joe


Joe, LOL you made me laugh, well i'm sorry it's just that i am confused...Well my shipper said the money is not available of the 10 digit number you gave to me, may be you might have do mistake about it...check it correctly and re send to me or check with the western union at mcdonald to help you rectify the mistakes okay...I am waiting Miss Lisa

(She usually sends every email at least twice and sometimes as many as 6 times, so I sent the next one to her 4 times :) )

I've got the receept right here and it says 8014399551 is the Money Transfer Control Number.  Maybe your shipper is making a mistake and should try again.  I can scan and emale you a copy if yuo want.  I will be home all day tomorow, tell her to come on by anytime and honk i'll come out and help. joe
pain in the ass to get so many of the same emails aint it?  :)

  I got the info now, but is still the samething as the one you sent ealier, do you use Money in  minute or Economy?.. I'll be glad if you can go to the westernunion where you sent the money?. Just lodge the complain that the money is not available for pickup. That way will be ok. I'm sorry for this incovinence i believe is all for the better i believe we'll still get to know each other better than this .My shipper wont come for the pickup until they got the money for thier shipment.   I care to read from you soon,   Miss Lisa

I know its the same one i sent earlier, thats what i toldja.  Im not a liar.  I used western union just like you told me, I dont even know of anyplace called Money in minute.  so your saying i gotta spend more gas money goin back in there and stuff? n you know thats like an hour from my house?  how about i send you a copy of the receept and your shipper can go complain herself.  i can scan it and emale it in an hour or so.

Thanks for your message, i understand the fact that you have really try about all this. I'll be glad indeed if you can scan the receipt in a BOLD form so i can be able to forward it to my shipper. I guess this one will work out fine and if doesnt i'll pay for your gas and your stressful hours. I care to get the scan copy soon. I pray it work's out. Apart from that i'll like to know you Joe, atleast we can be friends what you suggest?.   Miss Lisa

Joe, I've been waiting for your reply.........have you go to the western union at mcdonald to show them the Receipt and they will help you rectify the problem okay....I care to hear from you as soon as possible....And also scan the reciept and email me okay.   Miss Lisa

A guys gotta work, you know, and not every job has computer acksess.  I went over to the offise of the guy with the scanner yestreday and hes not in till monday so thats gotta wait.  i gots to work until 5 today but meybe i'll get to make the trip back to the dam western union after work.  think their open that late?  joe

  Hello Joe, Yes that would be the best thing to do......Kindly stop by at the western union where you send the money ,  My shipper as already try to pick up the money again this morning and its not available in there...So check at western union after work and lodge a complain to them with your receipt and they will correct the problem and make the funds available.   Try and email me your phone number in your next email so i can call you .... I care to hear from you soon.   Miss Lisa
 
Hello Joe,   What ahell is going on? I've wait for more than a day now and i'vbe not hear from you....Go to the dem western union where you send the money and complain...go with the reciept and show them....they will help you correct the mistake and make the money available....Get back to me urgent am very worried my shipper as been waiting!!! Mi
ss Lisa

**(each of those sent multiple times, along with the next one which she ironically titled " I GUESS FBI NEED TO SETTLE THIS FOR US...."...LOL!  As if!)**

HELLO JOE, WHAT AHELL IS GOING ON?   IS IT A CRIME TO PURCHASE A DEM TRUCK FROM YOU...IS IT A CRIME TO BE YOUR CUSTOMER?   I THINK I NEED TO REPORT YOU TO THE FBI WITH YOUR FULL NAME AND CONTACT ADRRESS.....BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU ANYMORE AND I THINK YOU ARE PLAYING A SMART GAME ON ME.....FBI NEED TO HANDLE THIS FOR US.....

Why are yuo in such a rush, your shippers probly got other jobs she can work on.  I went to the westren union today and they said they cant see a problem, that maybe your shipper person has ticked off someone in the office shes goin to and their pullin her leg, she should try another ofice.  or maybe their new and theyre not figurin it out.  they told me to tell you to try the other numbers, see if their just tryin with the wrong numberrs, or just go to a difrent office.  I had to work at the orphnage all day, so you can pound sand up where the sun dont shine if you want to cuss at me for not bein at a computer like yuo are all day.  Those poor kids needed the AC fixed and I do all that for free.  so tell them to try that and then get this damned truck outta my yard.  if anyone needs to be reported its YOU for abandonin this here truck in my yard.  and if you keep cussin at me i just might do it.  i realy wanted to get to know you better but i am startin to think theres no hope.  so YOU find out what the problem is, i did my part just like you said to.  joe



 


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Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:53:15

I love how she goes back-and-forth between irate and contrite. Thumbs up on this one!

 



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