Hello,I am Mrs Kathleen Robinson,I am interested in immediate purchase of your item.After several consideration over the advert placed on the website(WWW.hoosiertopics.com)my client has really shown interest in it and would really want to issue the payment in form of cashier check or money order Will you be accepting a cashier check or money order ? and before we can proceed i will like to know the condition of the item. (1) are you the real owner of the item? (2) is it used or new? (3) how long have you been using it? (4) what is the present condition of it? (5) where is it located? (6) do you have the pic? (7) what is ur final asking price last? (8) do you allow home pick-up by my client mover company? You can contact me asap via email: (kathleen_robinson043@yahoo.com) for further questions as regards this transaction if you really show willingness in selling this item asap do get back to me with your full name and contact address and also your contact phone number. Thanks. kathleen R... Sure i will take a chasher check or whatever. Her are the > ansers to yuor questions. > 1. no it belongs to my naybor but im tired of lookin at it. > he won't notice its gone. > 2. its used > 3. we never used it. my dog peed on it a few times. > 4. rusty,,runs but kinda smells like pee > 5. in my naybor's yard > 6. no i dont have a camra > 7. final asking price is $5000 > 8. thats no problem, i dont have a job so i'm here all > the time. > let me know if you have any morw questins.bye Hello..Im more than happy to email you that im okay with the present condition of the(Tractor...British Leyland 154..runs/moves but needs work...$300obo) and as well as your final asking price.I want you to email me back with your full name and contact address fr the facilitation of the payment by my financial clerk...Regards Boy you shur use som big words. I think your askin for my name; it's P.C. Johnson. I can put all the parts in box an get the ups guy to com get it, the tyres ar flat so theyl squish in a box purty easy. Let me no were I need ton send the box so's I can get a lable at the post ofice tamarrow. Thank, P.C. Johnson Hello Johnson..What i meant was that you should email me back with your full name and contact address for the facilitation of the payment via a check and my clients private shipping company gonna come for the pick up at your destination after you might have received the payment..Regards well hello agin, dear Kathie! So dos that mean you dont wantit in a box?I got a real nice box from the Shreded Wheet plant downtown. Its posed to rain tonite so it will be clean an not smell liike dog pee so much. I will wait for yuor check. Do your people have a traylor or would you want me to haul it for you? I gots a truck that hauls real good just needs some gas. and oil. Let me now if you want the box to. And yuo can call me Pork Chop, everyon else does. My addres is ***************************************. Let me now when you are sending the check so's I can take the add down. Goodniht, dear Kathie, hope to hear from yuo soon. Wud really like to meet yuo and by yuo a beer sumtime. wink wink yuors truly, Pork Chop Johnson Hello Johnson..Im okay with the box as well.I need the box,i want you to email me back with the pics of it as well as your asking price for it..Regarding the payment of the Tractor...British Leyland 154..runs/moves.I have already forwarded your full name and contact address to my financial clerk who will issue the payment today and you be receive it on Monday..okay. Good mornin dear Katie. I am glad yuo want the box, its a very nice box from the Shreded Wheet guys. It was in the road and I piked it up, musta fell off a truck and I got 32 boxes of shreded wheet. for free! Chikens love shreded wheet. I dont have a camra but I can draw a picture if you want. I use the computor at the liberry and one of the libereans will show me how too send it in here. Monday is good, that's my sisters adress and she will bring my mail too me and I cann ride the llawnmower to the bank and cash the check furst thing. I will have a cold beer reddy for yuo when yuo come pick up the tractor. Cant wait too meet yuo. Hope you like the box too. Love Pork  Hello Johnson...Thanks so much for your response..All you are to do as soon as you received the check is to deposit it in your bank account for clearance.Regarding the box,what is your price for them..pls email me back now so that the payment can be mailed as well..Regards. My dearest Kathie, I think we have progrest to a firstname basis, pleas call me Pork Chop. After all, we've been tlaking for allmost a week. I thoght we allready desided on $7000 for the price but if yuo want to send more I wont argeu, haha. Tell me wher do yuo live? Hello...We only decide on $300 for the Tractor...British Leyland 154..runs/moves.Pls emailo me back now. Im sorry Kathie dear, I didnt mean 7000 I ment 5000. yuo asked how much in yuor first email and when I sed 5000 yuo sed that was fine...why did yuo change yuor mind? Dont yuo like me? Now Im Sad. But I like yuo so I will come down to 1000. Then I will still have money to buy yuo a beer. :) Pork Chop Hello Johnson..how are you doing and how was your night?..I just received the tracking number for the payment from my financial clerk who facilitated the payment being(797363816830) and i am sure you will receive the payment today.Once you receive it all you are to do is to have it deposited in your bank and have the remaining money on the payment being the shipper money sent to them and make sure you have the item well packed so that i can notify the shippers once they confirm there money.Here is the Shipping Company information where you will send the remaining money on the payment to via western union.I am still very ill and need to see the doctor today.Pls deposit the payment as soon as you receive it today and have the remaining money on it sent to the shippers information below immediately you received the payment at hand so that they can proceed with all necessary paper works and documentations needed for the pick up before the end of today or first thing tomorrow morning.Moreso you should schedule the time you will be available for the shipper to come for the pick up. Name : Pamela Giddings City : Greensburg State : Indiana Zipcode : 47240 I will await the western union details later in the day as soon as you send the money to them so that they can proceed with all necessary paper works and documentations needed for the pick up.I need your prayers as well. Regards Why helo dear Kathie! I thoght maybe you were mad at ol' Pork Chop. My night was terible, my gouts been actin up and I've got a toenail fungus thats just killin me but thanks for askin. I am stuck at the liberry until after the bank is alreddy closed but I can porbably hitch a ride down there tumorow. I will pack it reel good in the Shreded Weet box with some good ol' TP for padding. Is it female trubles yuor having, dear Kathie? I heard tell that thing can mess yuo up somethin terible. I hope yuor not becomin alergic to beer cuz I still wanna buy yuo one. I will pray fer yuo. I will let yuo know tumorow when I deposit evrything so the shippers can do there thing. Let me know how yuo arre doing. Pork Chop Hello Johnson...Thats great,I will be on my way to the hospital now.But i want you to have the items well packed and have the shippers money sent to them today as soon as you received the payment.So that they can do all the necessary shipping arrangements and paper-works.They email me now that Once they have the western union details confirmed that they will be on ground to you Destination later today or first thing tomorrow Morning for the pick-up....Regards Hello dear Kathie! I just got back home and looked in the mail, no check. Mabe it will come tumorow. But let yuor shippers know that they cant pick it up yet. How did yuor hopsital visit go? Is it siffilus? My brother says its goin around. Myself, I got the trots prety bad. Well, sorry to hear about yuor siffilus, I will keep hopeing for yuor speedy recovary. I will talk to yuo tumorow. Good nihgt, dear Kathie. Pork Hello Johnson..how are you?..Im feeling better now but i must say cos i dont know whats delaying the payment now.I think the Fedex courier are too slow in delivery this days..You will receive the payment hopefully today...Regards Hello dear Kathie. I am doing well, I think the trots werr just becuse of the annal probe I got last week when the alians took me for a ride. Evrythin seems fine now and dandy. How is yuor siffilus? Did yuo get gud pills at the hopsital? A good beer will make yuo feel better, yuo come on over an get one anytime yuo wwant. Still no check in the mailbox. Think mebbe yuor FeDEx guy got the siffilus too? I hear its perty contageeus. Rats get it sumtimes and everbody knows FEdex has lots of rats. Lots of rats at the Shreded Wheet plant downtown to. Sumtimes I drive down their on my lawnmower an shoot at em with my bbgun, then run em over. Hate those dam siffilus rats. I knowd a guy what got siffilus from a rat one time, dam neer killed him ded. The guy I mean, not the rat, ha ha. Or mebbe my dogs scaerd him off; I gots some pitbulls but their nice. I like seein the pups but dayum, they get ugly, ha ha! Why dont yuo use the good ol Post ofice? They alwys do a good job for me. I get my catalogs juts fine. So dear Kathie plese tell me more about yuorself. I think we culd be real good freinds and have a beer. or two. or ten, wink wink Pork Chop Hello Johnson...I just received an email from my financial clerk who facilitated the payment that the Courier(FEDEX) mailed her that the payment delivery has been re-schedule due to some technical problems which means that you will receive the payment latest on monday and once they email her with the tracking number and i have it,I will notify you with it.Regards Hello dear Kathie! I was just hopping i wuold hear from yuo tonite. We shud congradjulate the FEdex guys, there mistake means yuo and me have all weekend to get to no each other better. Yuo'd better start callin me Pork Chop or Im gonna get alittle mad. and sad. So how was yuor day? Is yuor siffilus still buggin yuo? I spent the day playin swords with the guys at the diner. Someday I will show yuo the Pork Sword. Were do yuo live? Why dont yuo meet me down at the Dennys tonite I will buy yuo a grandslam. They dont have no rats down their so its kinda boring, but theirs a wayter who I think is Elvis. We will have a beer to. What is yuor phone number> I wuld really like to talk to yuo. Yuo sound like a nice lady, and I dont mind the siffilus. So tell me more about yuorself. I will be wateing for yuor letter. Pork Chop (No reply for 4 days, so I write again...) Kathie I have not receved any check yet. What shuld I do? Plese let me know, I await yuor reply. Thanks, Pork Hello...I received an email from my financial clerk just now that the payment will be delivered to you by tomorrow morning that the Courier are doing some maintanance in there office...Im so worried as well...But im sure that they will deliver it tomorrow. Regards. Kathie I am thinking yuo are lyeing to me. Still no check and it has ben 3 weeks. I culd have sold it to the othre peeple that asked but I sayd no, becuse yuo sed yuo wuold buy it. What is the holdup? Hello...How are you doing today?..I just received the paymemt tracking number(796406501369) from my Financial clerk who facilitated the payment and she notified me that you will receive it today.Once you received it,you should have the payment deposited in your bank account and have the Shipping Company money sent to them today via western union so that they can prepare all necessary documents regarding the shipment today and they can be on ground First thing on monday morning for the pick up of the Item.Here is the Shippers Information where you will send the money to as soon as you receive the check. Name: Adriana Rojas Address:7780 SW 6th Street City: Plantation State: FL Zipcode: 33324 I will be Awaiting the Follow Informations as soon as you have send the money to them today so that i can have the information forwarded to them and they can have there money and proceed with the shipment today or latest on Monday morning. THE SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS: TOTAL AMOUNT YOU SENT AFTER THE WESTERN UNION CHARGES: THE TEN-DIGIT MTCN NUMBER: RECEIVERS FULL NAME AND ADDRESS: Regards... Kathie I think yuo are pulling my leg again. there was no check all weekend and i wated on the porch the hole time. Didnt evan have supper cuz I was fraid i wuold miss them. My sister is awful mad that I p0oped in her shrubs. Pleese explane what is goin on.. PC Well, Looky Here!! That's right, ladies and gents, a $1500 check made payable to Pork Chop Johnson!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! In case you can't read the photo, here's the info on the check (NONE of which checks out according to my Googling; not surprising, but I was hoping they would be using the name of some legitimate company who might want to get involved...alas, we're not that lucky)... Welch Bookkeeping and Tax Service, P.(545)767-3300, 11129 Ronson Drive, Greenwell Springs LA 70739 Capital One Bank, Greenwell Springs, Greenwell Springs LA 70739 All in all, if someone is dumb enough to make it to this stage, I can see how they would fall for the check. It's very realistic, down to the watermark and such on the back. Unfortunately, according to what I can find on Google, there IS no Capital One Bank in Greenwell Springs. Nor can I find anything on Welch Bookkeeping other than an ad for yorkie puppies from '06 that reads "very beautiful puppies of two weeks old from same parents ,terrier breed warmly ,sharp ears and can act as aid to retards and can act as security to owners,friendly and nothigh tempered , "...aid to retards??? Really??? Even I am a little offended at that! Interestingly enough, the information on the FedEx envelope says that the sender is: Miko Jacko, 1160 old virgina road, reno, NV 89521 So far, none of the names or addresses (other than Adriana Rojas of Plantation FL, which brings up an old ad in Spanish from '06, I can't read what it says but I flagged it) brings anything up other than what I've posted here. There are several avenues we could go from here....hhmmm, what to say next....I could say that I didn't get it, but then FedEx might be liable. I don't want to cost them any money. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming... Hello Johnson....The Check has been delivered to you.Im awaiting the western union details for the Shippers. Kathie yuo really must call me Pork. I insist. Are yuo shure they delvered it cauze I dint see them. Wear did they put it/in the malebox? Pleze let me no so I can get this done. Do yuo kno wear the Wesern Onion office is here? I never ben their befor. Let me kno. Pork Hello Johnson....How are you doing today? I tracked the payment just now and I saw that the payment has been delivered to your address since yesterday at your residence.I want you to Check deposited today and have the remaining money on the payment to the shippers information i emailed to you previously and get back to me ith the details so that i can get it forwarded to the shippers and they can proceed with the necessary Shipment paper-works and prepare for the shipment of the Item. Regards. Kathleen. OK I found it. But Iam haveing trubble figuring out wheir the place is. When I googel Westren Onion, alls I get is some resipees. I'll hasta keep lookin. Will let yuo kno when I find it. bappy toosday! Pork Hello Johnson...Im glad that you got it,all you are to do now is to go ahead to the western union outlet address i found in your area below and have the shippers money sent to them right away and email me back with the western union details so that I can get it forwarded to the shippers and they can proceed with the shipment paper-works and can come for the pick upo the item today or latest tomorrow morning.Here are the list of the western union outlet in your area that i found at the western union webpage, you should go to the nearest one to you to have the money sent ASAP and email me back with the details,you are to deduct the western union charges from the remaining money after you might have deducted the money for the item bought fom you... BUEHLERS BUY LOW #00014 W MORTON ST Oakland City, IN 47660 ....................................................... JAY-C FOOD STORE #70 323 W MAIN ST Petersburg, IN 47567-8527 .................................................... SPUD'S FOOD MART 4953 STATE RD 56 (PO BOX 705) Ireland, IN 47545 Email me back as soon as you have send the money. Regards. (She must be getting pretty impatient now...she sent the previous one twice...) Hello Johnson, I just got confirmation from my shipper that he has just left United State this morning for London, United Kingdom on a very urgent shipment and as a result of that he wont be able to pick up the shipping fee if you send it to United State . However, he has instructed that you transfer the shipping fee to him directly in London, United Kingdom through Western Union Money Transfer today. Please find below his information in London, UK. Adriana Rojas,492, Buckingham Palace Road, London, United Kingdom.. Once you are through, you are to get back to me or contact Adriana Rojas on directly with the required information needed for the pick up of the fund, which will include: Senders Name, Receivers Name, Amount sent, Transfer Fee, Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN). I hope you understand this? Also, I will forward Adriana Rojas email to you now inorder for to contact her directly if you have further enquiries. Thank you and I await your prompt response, Regards. (She sent that one twice, too...and then sent the Western Union one again, with the following email address included: adriana.rojas60@yahoo.com...) (And then this one, with the title WHY SILENCE?????) Johnson...Whats the Cause of your Silence??? How hilarious is that? Six emails within the space of six hours. Whassa matta, scamma, 'fraid I'm not gonna getcha yo' money? Interesting to note she actually sends (and here I find myself calling the scammer 'she'...I really have no idea and would tend to think it's probably a male, but for the sake of easier writing, I'm calling her 'she') her emails from two different but closely spelled addresses...kathleen_robinsono43@yahoo.com and kathleen_robinson043@yahoo.com... We'll let her sweat it out and I will reply this afternoon from home... Gosh Kathie have som pashents. Geez. Took me six ours to rede yuor six emales. Yuo know I gots other things to do ina day, I cant just up an run all the way to freekin Westren Onion at the drop ofa hat. Yuo made me wate a month for yuor check, take a chill pill and wate a day or two for me to get it done. And maybe if yuo called me Pork like I axed you a hunnert times, I wud go faster buut yuo act like yuo dont evven care. I will let yuo know when I get to go maybe tumorow. Pork Hello Pork, I am so sorry for all the inconvinience that I have caused you all about my check that was sent to you. Please bear with me and also about calling you your name, i just keep making mistake, I dont know why. Please, can you help me get the money across to the shipper tommorrow? Please try as much as you can to do it tomorrow please. However, I have just contacted my shipper and I was informed that she is no longer in Florida, USA at the moment. She just travelled to London, United Kingdom for an urgent shipment pick up for me, due to this, I will want you to send the remaining money to her in London, United Kingdom with the information below through Western Union Money Transfer: Adriana Rojas 384, Buckingham Palace Road, London, United Kingdom Once you are through with the transfer, I will need you to get back to me with the details of the transfer which will include the Senders name, Receivers name, Amount sent, Transfer fee, MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number), Test Question and Answer (if applicable). I await your prompt response as soon as possible tomorrow when you are through. Once again, I am so sorry about the problems and incovinience I have caused you as regards locating Western Union and transfering the payment, Please help me conclude this transaction tomorrow. Thank you and I hope to read and get the details from you tomorrow. Hello, I hope you got my previous mail to you as regards making the transfer today. Please try your best and make the transfer today unfailingly. Once you are able to make the transfer today, I am sure everything should be completed by today or tomorrow. I await the Western Union details from you very soon. Please find the information to send the money to again: Adriana Rojas 384, Buckingham Palace Road, London, United Kingdom Thank you and I hope to hear from you soon. Kathleen. She's getting nervous again, sent that last one 3 times...with yet another email addy, kthleen_robinson043... Kthie I went to the bank yestrday and they said the signature on the check isn't leggible enuf the ink is to faded so they cant cash it. and yuo know, their right, its reely lite and yuo cant hardly see it. What shud I do now? Can yuo have yuor peeple sign won with darker ink so it dusnt fade? Im gettin a little upset havin to wate so long for a check i cant even cash. and spendin almost $50 to drive to the dang bank for nothin. let me know what todo. There are a couple more that I need to post but can't at the moment; however, she finally quit replying so I guess it's over...Poor Pork, he's so upset...:) CommentsLeave a Reply | How To Read This Page...When a scammer stops communicating, I will change their status to 'Inactive' and finish updating their archive. In the meantime, I will keep a list of the active ones here; just scroll down the page to look for the entry under their name. When I have an active scammer, I try to update their archive every couple of days. Scambaiting...Scammers are everywhere, but it still blows my mind that people fall for this junk. I figure that if the scammer is dumb enough to fall for my own particular brand of asshattery, then the time they waste answering my queries is that much more time they're not scamming some innocent idiot.. |
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